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Blue balls

Most Americans I talk to feel that I was raised here, because I don’t have the “Indian accent”. I don’t know about that, but what I do know is that cultural differences can show up in the least unexpected places. I’m reminded of an incident that happened in my second year in grad school.

Image courtesy flickr.com

We were working on a paper, and my advisor asked me write a section giving an overview of our implementation. In particular, he wanted me to come up with some good visuals to depict what was going on. So I fired up Inkscape and drew a figure. My figure had a few big prominent markers. Now I’m not too creative when it comes to color schemes. In other words, when I think of “color”, I start from Red, Blue and Green (RGB). Not surprisingly then, I drew my markers in red and blue. Prominent and easily distinguishable.

Now, it so happened that my markers were circular in shape. This was primarily because circles are really easy to draw in Inkscape, and one of the first shapes you see on the toolbar, and also because I didn’t pay too much attention to the shape of the markers. Naturally then, in the corresponding text describing the figure, I had the phrases “red balls” and “blue balls” sprinked all over the place.

I happily sent out the first draft to the faculty on the paper. In our next meeting, everyone came in looking very funny and laughing over something and I had no idea what they were laughing about. I felt so left out, like there was some secret joke that I had missed out on. Well, it turns out that “blue balls” has an entirely different connotation that I had never heard of back in India. Now, imagine a formal academic paper on virtualization talking in terms of red and blue balls. No wonder everyone found it so funny.

Lesson of the story: choose your colors, and your shapes, very very carefully :)

Earth Hour

As you can see from the bar on the top of the site (if you are reading this in your RSS reader, take a break and step out to the real site for a minute), Floating Sun is participating in Earth Hour. What is Earth Hour?:

Earth Hour began in Sydney in 2007, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In 2008 the message had grown into a global sustainability movement, with 50 million people switching off their lights. Global landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.

The funky bar is courtesy the earth hour plugin. Of course, just having a CSS distraction on the website doesn’t do much if it is not followed up by real action. I will be turning off the lights in my apartment at the prescribed time and so should you. I’ll also try to rope in as many of my friends as I can. Remember, this is about making a choice. A single lamp in your house for an hour probably feels trivial, but with millions of people, it adds up. Besides, it is a gesture to show your solidarity and support and committment.

Are you going to take part?

Quick note about the formatting issues

If you see some formatting issues with the content here, it is because I have disabled the WP-Dokuwiki plugin temporarily while I investigate some performance issues. In the meantime I am also trying to convert the content to plain old HTML where possible. So please bear with me and drop me a note if something is horribly wrong.

How is TV viewership measured?

I’m sure you must have read the headlines. You know, the kind where we get to hear how badly a highly anticipated show did, just hours after it came on TV. Or how well a particular show is doing against shows on competing TV networks? My question is, how do these people measure these numbers, and measure them so quickly?

Ranking

Think about it for a second. Television is, for the most part, a broadcast medium. That is, our television sets mostly just receive data and hardly ever send anything back. You could say that this communication channel is mostly one way.

The Wikipedia page on Nielson ratings sheds some light on the matter:

One involves the use of viewer “diaries,” in which a target audience self-records its viewing (or listening) habits.

I’m not sure how much trust I can put in this methodology. But there is hope:

A more technologically sophisticated system has used Set Meters, which are small devices connected to every television in selected homes. These devices gather the viewing habits of the home and transmit the information nightly to Nielsen through a “Home Unit” connected to a phone line.

But this still doesn’t sound like a good solution. I also read somewhere that another popular methodology involves calling up randomly selected people and questioning them about their viewing habits!!

These days the situation is still a little bit better. Set-top boxes and  DVRs are becoming increasingly prevalent. These devices are significant more powerful and smarter than their ancestors, in the sense that they already do a fair bit of communication with your cable company, and hence it is conceivable that they enable collection of more accurate usage statistics.

Overall, it seems like a hard problem to me, since television has traditionally not been a connection oriented medium. This might change moving forward as IPTV and on-demand videos become more common. If you have some more information on the nitty-gritties of how this all works, please do share!

Milestones

I have been away from this blog for quite a while now and much has happened since then. The past few months have been extremely busy but also quite eventful. 2008 was a very important year for me as I hit several big milestones. Each of these warrant posts of their own, but these one-liners will do for now.

Milestones

First, I successfully defended my PhD on October 31st. I have since finished all the paperwork and filed my dissertation. I am now, officially, Dr. Gupta! :-)

PhD

Second, I had a blast doing job interviews, and was in the difficult, but fortunate position of having to choose among several excellent offers, especially given the current economy. I will be joining Aster Data in a few days!

Work

And finally, I got married to this most wonderful woman! While our wedding was crazy and intense and hectic and a ton of fun, I have come to believe that the reason marriages are more successful in India is that just one marriage drains you so much that you can’t even think about ever getting married again :-D

Diwaker and Surabhi