Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu has been known for his colorful commentary. Here are some interesting samples:

1. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
2. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
3. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
4. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
5. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
6. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
7. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
8. Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
9. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
10. Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
11. Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!
12. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
13. ‘Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
14. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
15. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
16. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
17. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
18. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
19. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
20. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
21. He is as wet as pennies in mud.
22. Even a cock crows over his own Dunghill.
23. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
24. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
25. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
26. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
27. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
28. A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
29. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
30. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
31. When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
32. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
33. Geoffery, one word can describe India’s batting. Only one word – “Absolutely Pathetic”.

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