Birthday bash!

This week is so full of birthdays! On 1st, it was Suchit’s. We reached his place a tad after 12 and we were afraid we’d have missed all the fun. But their house was so quiet, everyone was peacefully sitting down, watching TV, fooling around on their laptops and chatting away on the phone. I mean, 12 midnight, and everyone was just completely ignorant of the birthday boy!

Anyways, we remedied the situation quickly. Suchit was immediately lifted and served with high quality intense GPL (**not** the GNU GPL please). Himanshu was at his best as always, and Anish avenged me and Manish when he took out his slippers and … The rest of the night was mostly peaceful. A cop did come once, but that was about it. I tried Bacardi Silver that night and absolutely loved it.

Then yesterday it was Mac’s birthday (well technically yday it was Suchit’s bday and Mac’s is today, but I’m talking in terms of the night they were beaten up :D ) Mac, being as clever as he is, had already setup a well thought out plan of action to escape from his doom. He laid out some medical history saying he had slip disc and we couldn’t risk injuring him because it could even lead to paralysis. After some deliberation, the panduz conceded that we could indeed not take that chance; however, we also agreed that a birthday without a bash would hardly be complete.

Necessity drives innovation and we did innovate; we held him up, only face down and then we used feet, hands and slippers to impound several “surgical” strikes on Macs butt! There was a whole lot of gulla, cake, beer, rum and vodka thereafter. Yesterday I tried Smirnoff Ice. Almost like Bacardi Silver; and I loved it as well. Ragesh was a bit pissed of at us for a scandalous mail sent to Panduz earlier yesterday, so he wasn’t as involved as he normally is. But I guess he’ll get over it in a few days time. His birthday is coming up next. I can’t wait to thrash the living daylights out of him. Muaahahahahaha :D